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Unisex button shirt - Bow Down To Bowie

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Unisex button shirt - Bow Down To Bowie
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There is no need to suit up when you can simply button up this stylish design showcasing my lord and savior, David Bowie—a God who once walked among us—our tribute to the musical chameleon who made a statement without singing a word!


The Real Booty: our Kraken logo is hidden (and not-so-hidden) in every design: like Where's Waldo for the modern age—Pirates beware!


• 65% recycled polyester, 35% polyester

• Fabric weight: 2.95 oz/yd² (100 g/m²)

• Breathable and moisture-wicking material

• Regular fit

• UPF50+ protection

• Blank product components sourced from China

Size guide

CHEST (inches) WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
2XS 34 ⅝ 28 ¼ 35 ⅜
XS 36 ¼ 29 ⅞ 37.0
S 37 ¾ 31 ½ 38 ⅝
M 39 ⅜ 33 ⅛ 40 ¼
L 42 ½ 36 ¼ 43 ¼
XL 45 ¾ 39 ⅜ 46 ½
2XL 48 ¾ 42 ½ 49 ⅝
3XL 52.0 45 ¾ 52 ¾
4XL 55 ⅛ 48 ¾ 55 ⅞
5XL 58 ¼ 52.0 59 ⅛
6XL 61 ⅜ 55 ⅛ 62 ¼
CHEST (cm) WAIST (cm) HIPS (cm)
2XS 87.9 71.9 90
XS 92 76 94
S 96 80 98
M 100 84 102.1
L 108 92 110
XL 116 100 118.1
2XL 124 108 126
3XL 132 116 134.1
4XL 140 124 142
5XL 148 132 150.1
6XL 156 140 158

SHIPPING

 

At Kraken Studios, we are all about 'ye saving the booty'! With global distribution centers, we offer a localized shipping rate no matter where you are in the Galaxy of Humanity!

Think of shipping like this: a print hits your nostalgic-funny bone—a must-have for yourself and a perfect gift for the entire family. But with you living your best life in London, one sibling (who rubs it in) residing in Hawaii, and the squirrely cousin (who left Scientology) yet still chooses to live in Florida, we offer a localized shipping rate based on the recipient(s). 

 

Note: Date(s) of delivery are dependant upon the purchased items; the shipping location(s)—and the carrier of shipment.  

RETURNS


Kraken Studios: The Real Booty reserves the right to refuse returns at its sole discretion. We do not refund orders for buyer's remorse. Any misprinted/damaged/defective items must be submitted within 30 days after the product has been received. For contact information, please refer to the printed materials included with your shipment. Should any packages find themselves lost in transit, please refer to your purchase confirmation for direct outreach resources—all claims must be submitted no later than 30 days after the estimated delivery if items are not received.

If the provided address (or recipient's address) is considered insufficient by the courier, the shipment will be returned to our facility. You will be responsible for reshipment costs once we have confirmed an updated address with you (if applicable). If undeliverable shipments returned to our facility go unclaimed after 30 days, you agree that any returned orders due to the wrong shipping address or failure to claim the shipment will not be available for reshipping and will be donated to charity at your expense (without us issuing a refund).

 

This Policy shall be governed and interpreted in accordance with the English language of any translations made for any purpose whatsoever; rooted in the United States of America regulations, regardless of customer(s) or recipient location(s).

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